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2013 BET Awards Sheiky Review

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shiekHello you fucking dumb estooge son of bitch, pleasure for me this week to I cover the BlowJob Entertainment Television  Awards From the number 1 city in the vorld the Los Angeles, Ca. I love getting blow jobs bubba! So I enjoy to I watch this award show and see who suck the best cock the mom of the B-Real or the no good motherfuckers Viacom cable network. That piece of garbage Kenji think it be the  Boner Entertainment Television to he get excited, he is the half and half that mean he gay. He know the Shotokan Karate, but estill my 10 inch dick can beat the fuck out of him.

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As soon as it was the 5pm I tune into the BET Awards, I found it weird it was on channel 329 and not 595 in the directv. If you don’t get  that one go fuck yourself.

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From the start it was bullshit, it wasn’t the BlowJob Entertainment Television it was the Black Entertainment Television Awards vhat the fuck!!!!!!!!! If I wanted to watch a bunch of fucking puppets performing I would have turned on Sesame Street, but plenty of cocksuckers received awards, close enough. The Smokey from the Friday was hosting the show which didn’t make it anymore entertaining. The crowd didn’t give it the fuck what he had to say.

The Musical performances for the evening may have over taken depression as the leading cause of suicide in the United States. There were only a few who put on a good show. The Kendrick Lamar Latrell was the good, he was the real! He bring out the the Erykah Badu for the song Bitch Don’t Kill my Vibe, the best part of the performance was when the Erykah walk away, she have the ass for days, I wanna have the sex with her!

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That grasshopper dick Miguel gets a pass because he dance like the Michael Jackson but primarily because he didn’t leg drop anyone like that Hollywood Blonde Faggot Hoke Hogan tonight.

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The man who stole the show was the lifetime achievement honoree the fucking Legend Charlie Wilson from the Gap Band, he dropped the bomb to he beat the fuck out of all of them. After a couple songs the fucking Legend Snoop Doggy Lion came out with the Justin Timberlake and the Pharrell, they joined the Charlie Wilson and did a few songs. Everybody in the Nokia Theatre was on their feet dancing and singing along with the Charlie. Ironically while everyone was on there feet, I pictured the Nicki Minaj on her knees sucking my 10 inch cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Over all the BET Awards sucked the dick, it was 3 hours of my life I cannot get back, I could’ve spent that time having the sex with my hand. Everybody in the Viacom Cable Network can eat dog shit and go fuck themselves, I vish I see you sometime to I suplex you, put you in the camel clutch and then break your back to you be humble old country way!……FUCK THE SUMNER REDSTONE!!!!!!

2013 BET Awards Winners

Best Movie: Think Like A Man

Viewers’ Choice Award: Drake, “Started From The Bottom”

Fandemonium Award: Chris Brown

Best Collaboration: A$AP Rocky’s “Problems,” featuring Drake, 2 Chainz & Kendrick Lamar

Best Male Hip-Hop Artist: Kendrick Lamar

Best Female Hip-Hop Artist: Nicki Minaj

Best Actor: Jamie Foxx

Subway Sportswoman Of The Year: Gabrielle Douglas

Subway Sportsman Of The Year: LeBron James

Best Gospel Artist: Mary Mary

Young Stars Award: Gabrielle Douglas

Best New Artist: Kendrick Lamar

Best Male R&B Pop Artist: Miguel

-SHEIKY

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