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Drake – Nothing Was The Same Album Review By Sheiky

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shiekHello to all you honest intelligent jabroni pieces of garbage, pleasure for the Fucking Legend to I get the opportunity to I review the new album from that half and half no good motherfucker Wheelchair Jimmy called “Nothing Was The Same”. He be the type of guy to suck a dick and then call the other guy the gay.  A lot of people think the Jimmy be in that wheelchair because they shoot him to he be paralyzed in the Degrassi but thats not what happen, the bullet missed the spine, I however didn’t miss when I suplexed that fucking punk, put him in the Camel Clutch and then break his fucking back but they didn’t give me the credit so fuck the Nickelodeon in the ass bubba! Anyway lets get on with these 15 tracks from this sprite drinking motherfucker, I’m surprised he hasn’t done any kitty litter commercials considering hes such a fucking pussy.

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1. Tuscan Leather- The Drake tries to announce his presence with authority and show he have the balls to he beat the fuck out of everybody but I’m not fooled this still sucks the dick of the Marty Jannetty with cocaine on top.

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2. Furthest Thing- Based on the title alone I thought this song was going to be about how he was the furthest thing from a heterosexual and after giving it a listen thats exactly what it was about. If the Jimmy ever go to the jail he’d give Nasty Nate his fruit cocktail without hesitation.

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3. Started From The Bottom- The Jimmy takes us with him on his journey of getting fucked in the ass in the missionary position being the bottom then he switches positions to getting fucked on top.

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4. Wu Tang Forever- what the fuck bubba!!?? Don’t you ever fuckin disrespect the legends, if you’re gonna use their 2nd album as a song title you better fucking come correct which he did not and the stupid fucking robots that support this shit make excuses saying “he called it Wu Tang Forever because the song Sampled Its Yourz”, that may be but you didn’t see the Cypress Hill titling there songs “kissing to be Clever” because of the countless Culture Club samples they used for arguably their hardest album Temples of Boom.

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5. Own it- This was a song the Jimmy dedicated to his boyfriend regarding his asshole.

6. Worst Behavior- The hook on this says “Worst Behavior, Motherfuckers never loved us”, exactly bubba! Go Fuck Yourself!

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7. From Time- Now this one is a complete mind fuck, not because of the lyrics but because I thought the bitch singing at the beginning was the Jimmy, the estrogen they both were resonating was identical. Never mind I take that back, the bitch actually showed glimpses of testosterone but I don’t know which bitch I’m talking about, fuck!!!!

8.  Hold On We’re Going Home- All night long!!!! All night long!!!! This be the cocaine music straight out of the 80’s I was expecting Lionel Richie to sing the hook but it never came, had he did I would have changed my entire view on this album and would have said to go fuck myself.

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9. Connect- I had to look down to make sure my balls were still there after about a minute of this shit. This sucked the dick of the chyna!

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10. The Language- This track was very hard to follow, he spit it an unfamiliar language, I really can’t tell you what it was about because I don’t speak pussy!

11. 305 to my City- FUCK! MY! LIFE!

12. Too Much- ITS TOO MUCH! FUCK THIS FUCKING ALBUM! AT LEAST WHEN THE KANGAY WESTHOLLYWOOD PUT OUT YEEZUS IT WAS ONLY 10 TRACKS OF HORSESHIT AND NOT 15. I CAN’T DEAL WITH THE LAST 3 TRACKS OF NOTHING WAS THE SAME CAUSE IF I DO I PROBABLY WON’T EVER BE THE SAME. ONE HUNDRED AND 8 FUCKING MINUTES, I’D RATHER WATCH THE LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK THEN LISTEN TO ANOTHER DRAKE ALBUM, YMCMB? MORE LIKE THE YMCA, DRAKE IS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE COMBINED AS ONE, GO FUCK YOURSELF COCKSUCKER! I GIVE THIS 5 THUMBS UP THE ASS BUBBA! NOW I GO TO I LISTEN TO MY WILLIE DEE CD….

-SHEIKY

 

 

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